Thursday, October 2, 2008

PleasureCatcher

I have created a product for men to pleasure themselves with out the hassle of the mess, hence the pleasure catcher. It is a very soft material sewn to fit over and around the male organ much like the old tube sock guys used when they were kids. The pleasure catcher is very inexpensive and can be reused many many times. It MUST be machine washed after each use. Many men order several at a time and keep them in their underwear drawer. They wash and dry with normal laundry. College students have made the T shirts very popular around campus with the catchy "Rock out...With your Sock out!" logo on the front.
Parents have purchased PleasureCatchers for their teenagers that are taking never ending showers. Truckers buy them for those long rode trips.
This is a must try at only $4.99 each; but buy a few because you wont want to wait until laundry day to use it again! You can see more at http://www.pleasurecatcher.com/

6 comments:

PleasureCatcher said...

The Gainesville trip was a BLAST.
We gave away 1000 PleasureCatcher coosies, about 50 Tshirts to the guys, and 20 Tanks to the girls. The web hits keep climbing and we are adding content every day. You can now see video of the tailgate shenanigans, so check it out to see if you can spot yourself.
I would like to thank BUCK for the help!!! It wont be forgotten!
Ann made freinds with a lot of people around campus and Frat row, just as we thoutght she would. Casidi the Dog was popular with the ladies (like always) and Dennis lost his voice from runnig his "cake hole" all day.
We would all like to thank the people of Gainesville for being good sports and gracious hosts.
WE CANT WAIT FOR NEXT TIME
Dennis & Ann

dennis said...

We are now making a huge push with radio. Look out, because the stations that already hurt your ears are going to plug PleasureCatcher.com
You guys are the ones making it happen! Keep having fun with it, and we will too.

Anonymous said...

I YANK MY CRANK SO HARD WITH THIS THING ,,,,I WAS USING A FABRIC EYEGLASS HOLDER BEFORE....I LOVE TO PLAY THE SONG "LIKE A VIRGIN" AND SHAVE MY ENTIRE BODY (EYEBROWS AND ALL)! MIX BABY OIL AND VEGETABLE OIL TOGETHER AND SLATHER IT, ALL OVER MY BODY AND PLACE CLOTHES PINS ON MY HUGE NIPS, AFTER THATS ALL DONE, ILL PLACE MY SLIP N SLIDE IN THE FRONT YARD AND GET AFTER IT. WHILE THE SONG PLAYS; ME SLIPPING ON THE SLIDE; AND THE SUN BURNING MY SLICK OILY BOD, ITS A PRICELESS MOMENT.. MY NEIGHBORS BEG ME TO BE MY PLEASURE CATCHER. YOU SHOULD SEE MY OLDEST PLEASURE CATCHER , ITS AN OLD TUBE SOCK FROM 1983 WITH THE ELASTIC STRETCHED TO THE MAX AND 3 RED STRIPS, ITS SO BIG THAT I CAN STARCH IT 5-6 TIMES BEFORE I WASH IT IN THE DISHWASHER. TRY USING A CONDOM AND SQUIRTING LOTION IN IT AND FUCKING THAT. IT WORKS WELL

Anonymous said...

I just got mine in the mail and it is fucking awesome! No mess
Cool idea

PleasureCatcher said...

We just sent the Camo Pleasurecatchers to Afganistan....
They will never see our guys "coming"

Dennis said...

I have been getting a lot of views and questions from MilPals.com

It is amazing what type of positive reaction we are getting. If you have a soldier overseas, you have to send them the Camo PleasureCatcher!!!